Binding Arbitration

Strike's over, kids! Now wasn't that fun? Unfortunately, I was laid off before the strike and doubt that situation'll change post-strike, so I'm not cancelling the job application I made t'other day. But if I don't get it, I'll probably ride the railroad rollercoaster for a while longer, see how many scraps of work I can pick up. Of course, were a hundred thousand people to buy my new book--or hell, any of my old ones--I'd have it made and wouldn't have to worry about all this crap. So c'mon, people, throw me a frickin bone, will ya.