Toontown-bound

Rachel and I are heading to Saskatoon tomorrow for the wedding of my good friends Carmine Starnino and Jennifer Varkonyi. Rumor has it they're both changing their surnames to Varkonino. Okay, so there's no rumor, but wouldn't it be cool? People like that make me feel rather humdrum with my oh-so-Anglo monosyllable. Sigh.

UPDATE: My mother has helpfully pointed out that if I get tired of my little name, I can always adopt her ancestral surname, Dovgonos. Hm, Zachariah Dovgonos. How exotic!